Oops I did it again!

[suckseed]

For the third time in a row, I came right in the woman I was fucking's face last night. These were three different women. The thing is, I'm so used to being with girlfriends who are on the pill, and so don't use condoms with them. I'm talking relationships that last years, so don't jump on me for that!
I did use a condom with each of these last three women, and it feels like a damn Playtex glove on my dick.
After pounding away to the point that I'm ready to give up and go to sleep, I ditch the condom and take matters into my own hands. Previously, I was positioning myself over the lady's breastesses, and blammo! right in her eye, so last night, I was on my knees directly above her pussy. She was right in the middle of saying, "Come on me. baby", and blammo! right in her face. What's that, two feet? Why are women always so surprised by what happens? There's a dick pointed at you!
I get tested regularly, and I know I'm safe, but it's obviously kind of upsetting for the woman. I think next time I'm bringing a full-coverage motorcycle helmet. Here babe, put this on...and call me 'Speed Racer!'
Damn porn - it makes cumming on a woman so....deliciously dirty. But it never occured to me when I was a mere boy, innocent of such things. Of course nowadays, teens grow up seeing tubgirl and goatse....what's next?

[whatsupwithat]

Bukkake!

[suckseed]

Yep.

[BeardedOne]

Damn porn - it makes cumming on a woman so....deliciously dirty.

I'm not completely sure, but I think this was the turning point for psycho-girl (My last lover). It started with "Why did you do that?" and ended with "You scum-sucking-porno-watching-dick-sucking-come-on-my-nipple-rings-muthahfuckah!".

Go figure. :shrug

[suckseed]

You know, I had a girlfriend for a while that acted like I threw her kitten out the window the first time I unleashed on her face. But within a few months she had gotten completely used to it, and loved the fact that it turned me on so much. It's not that big a deal as long as you avoid the eyes. I sprayed myself in the face last month by accident, sitting in this very chair in fact. My eye hurt til the next day, so I understand that's not cool, and doubly so if she has no reason to trust you yet...but you know what? Even when my jaw is aching, I keep on tonguein' and licken' til she cums. Why? Because I'm a team player!
One of my favorite memories ever is with an old lover whose hands were tied to the headboard, moaning in ecstacy as I gave her head, with my cum plastered to her face...just pure sexual energy, that night was...okay...imma chargin mah laser here...

[BeardedOne]

OK, now you got me reminiscin' here. :lol:

[bored21]

hahaha

I did use a condom with each of these last three women, and it feels like a damn Playtex glove on my dick.

I'm glad you said that. I was thinking I was the only one. When I was 17, even with a condom, that shit felt good and yet, I was guilty of pre-mature celebrations. Now I can pound away endlessly and damn myself into frustation hell. On top of that, chicks usually get self-concious and feel they aren't pretty enough when I take the law into my own hands.

Ok, that's tmi but I just got back from turkey and that jew wine so I'm glad to share with a good friend.


After pounding away to the point that I'm ready to give up and go to sleep, I ditch the condom and take matters into my own hands. Previously, I was positioning myself over the lady's breastesses, and blammo! right in her eye, so last night, I was on my knees directly above her pussy. She was right in the middle of saying, "Come on me. baby", and blammo! right in her face. What's that, two feet? Why are women always so surprised by what happens? There's a dick pointed at you!
I get tested regularly, and I know I'm safe, but it's obviously kind of upsetting for the woman. I think next time I'm bringing a full-coverage motorcycle helmet. Here babe, put this on...and call me 'Speed Racer!'
Damn porn - it makes cumming on a woman so....deliciously dirty. But it never occured to me when I was a mere boy, innocent of such things. Of course nowadays, teens grow up seeing tubgirl and goatse....what's next?

She may bitch and moan in an effort to manipulate you into holding her close, but most of these cheap girls will be back to work/school on monday giggling with their girlfriends about what you did to them.... actually, bragging about it. You did her a favor, brother. Don't feel bad about it.

[Ironhead]

I knew a girl when I was younger who had grown up watching porn before she ever had sex. She felt that if her date didn't cum on her tits or face that she hadn't pleased him. A very skewed view to have to work to overcome, but definitely one of the more enjoyable problems a guy could ever face :lol: