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bigbone9605
11-12-2006, 05:30 AM
hello roomies

hi my name is steve i m 28 in new orleans i m looking for any girl out here. If so please let me know i want to make fantasy come to of being with a ts an getting hit from behind

thansk alot

steve

PumpDaddy
11-12-2006, 05:45 AM
hello roomies

hi my name is steve i m 28 in new orleans i m looking for any girl out here. If so please let me know i want to make fantasy come to of being with a ts an getting hit from behind

thansk alot

steve

Welcome, oh seeker of knowledge. Ok, good starting point. You've decided to have your rump rustled and you couldn't have picked a better time of year to begin on your foray down the depraved depths of degradation. The question is, do you want to start at entry level with a small to medium sized whang for your initiation into the wondrous world of buggery, or do you crave the deluxe "Deliverance" reaming with an unlrelenting giant schlong repleate with pig squeals a la Ned Beatty?

bigbone9605
11-12-2006, 05:49 AM
well since this is goin to be my first time with one i more think of long but narrow cock shemale.. it really doesnt matter how big i wanna have a fantasy of mine come true that about it

thanks for help

steve

PumpDaddy
11-12-2006, 06:01 AM
well since this is goin to be my first time with one i more think of long but narrow cock shemale.. it really doesnt matter how big i wanna have a fantasy of mine come true that about it

thanks for help

steve

Then throw caution to the winds, pucker up, and may the good Lord see fit to allow your newly buggered sphincter to slam shut immediately following your deflowering!

Also, since you're new to the anal olympics, it would be prudent of you to invest in a few of these to keep around the house for the aftermath:

http://www.frenchcreekmedical.com/photos/IDM-P70200-1.jpg

Also, you may wish to train your sphincter prior to the blessed event. Squeezing on one of these would help stenghten your sphincter to withstand the ravages of rough buggery:

http://images.misupply.com/products/original/Mid%20East%20MFG/130462.jpg

As you gain a vice-like anal grip, you can graduate to a more heavy duty model:

http://www.ethnic-instruments-store.com/prod_images_large/Bulb_Horn_Double_Bell1.jpg

ARMANIXXX
11-12-2006, 06:37 AM
whats up bigbone9605.

I would recommend Eros.com first
http://www.eros-guide.com/map/?CMP=ILC-Eroscom


then I would cross reference them here
http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchReviews.asp



Unfortunately you're not likely to get really good info here on TS providers. It is plenty good for porn pics and video clips though.

Good luck.