Lick It Before You Stick It !

[peggygee]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

Try this!!!

[swimnn]

Have some pride and move on. Don't care how hot she is, she's way to stuck up to be worth it.

[BeardedOne]

Dental Dams are essentially flat, square condoms for safe sex when lickin' da kitty. :D

In a pinch, you can make one by taking a regular condom and clipping from the outterring to the center of the tip and laying it out flat (Don't use the lubcricated variety, they taste terrible!).

Have fun.

[peggygee]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

BeardedOne Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:30 am Post subject:

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Dental Dams are essentially flat, square condoms for safe sex when lickin' da kitty.

In a pinch, you can make one by taking a regular condom and clipping from the outterring to the center of the tip and laying it out flat (Don't use the lubcricated variety, they taste terrible!).

Have fun.






Ah, General you're a wise one. :claps

Now, if only that guy who had been 'sweating me' for months had known that, well he might have got some. :peanutbutter

On a related note, at least my hair and skin looked nice the next day 8)

[peggygee]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

:( :(

Though, it may have been sad for him, it all worked out well for me.
http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=155326&highlight=#155326

Well that and that my hair really looked nice the next day 8)

Sometimes a woman has to do what a woman's gotta do.

Moral of the story, is the brain is the ultimate sex organ. Thus I don't
care about your penis size, whether you can go all night, if you are cute
as hell. etc.

So it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle,
than an ignorant man, or one who lacks knowledge to get between
my legs.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/camelneedletwerk.jpg :smh

[peggygee]

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/smiley-faces1.gif

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/afro-caribbean-women.gif

[hwbs]

Booty Call was a good movie :popcorn

[peggygee]

Booty Call was a good movie :popcorn

'True dat'.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/condomcrop.jpg

:oops:

[drock]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with? :?

[peggygee]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with? :?

Drock, sweety, they're going to yank your CTE status,
if you keep that up.

I am the girl with the curled hair and the face cream.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/overhea.jpg

:wink:

[drock]

This girl that I have been after for months, finally gave in and said that we could have sex. But she, said 'I must lick it, before I stick it'. She told me to get dental dams. I am not a dentist or an engineer, so I don't know what that is.

It is 2 in the morning, she's rolling her hair, and putting on face cream, what can I do?

You been chasing some pussy peggy? ONe question... what are you going to stick it with? :?

Drock, sweety, they're going to yank your CTE status,
if you keep that up.

I am the girl with the curled hair and the face cream.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/overhea.jpg

:wink:

Yank my CTE status? :o

[JHANIAH L0VE]

oh my

[62des]

Well you should've said "you got to suck it before you fuck it"

[peggygee]

Well you should've said "you got to suck it before you fuck it"

I've got nothing to suck.

Soooo, they'll have to lick it,
if they want to stick it.

http://eroticacoverwatch.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cunnilingus2.jpg

:P

[BeardedOne]

Something I forgot to mention in my way-earlier post: Dental dams are available in minty-fresh flavors. :D

I know that Good Vibrations used to carry them and prolly still does. I used to give their Safe Sex Mugs to all of my lovers, back in the day. A nice coffee mug with the GV logo (From a Cesan painting, as I recall), filled with condoms, dental damns, flavored lube, etc.

I swear, some of those baby dykes used to go to bed with me just to get the mug. 8)

[Nashvegas]

never been asked to use dental dam before. not sure i would be totally in love with the idea either..

[icarus2112]

Lick it before I stick is always a motto I try to live by, so in a pinch basic saran wrap would work too, just avoid aluminum foil and wax paper, kind of rough. :wink:

[RubyTS]

u can use non microwaveable saran wrap if u dont have dental dams, or cut the 2 ends off a non lubricated condom and snip it down the middle to make a square piece of latex which u place over the coochie to lickey lickey! put lube on one side and magic marker an X on the other side in case it pops out ur hand u know which side is which