How to make a man happy

[Ponyboy]

Do you sometimes wonder what you should give a man for christmas? Well, I know what makes men the happiest. I asked some GGs this question and they believe men think with their dicks, and I agree.

Before I tell you what men want most of all, I need to tell you how I discovered the answer... I am the world's most boring lover. I am too passive and gentle. If you have ever seen a child with her barbie doll, you will notice she puts the dolls legs and arms in any position she wants. That's what men do to me. They may pull my legs towards them, or spead my legs apart. They may raise my ass or lower it. In other words, I am nothing but a barbie doll in bed.

Now if I talk to a man for an hour, they wont say to they want a relationship. Intelligent conversation doesnt excite them. However, if that hour includes 30 minutes of sex, they often say that they want a relationship with me. In fact, they often say they will drop their current partner for me.

I am a slut with a tight hole and that makes all the difference. If men put me on my back, I see the estacy in their eyes as they fuck a tight hole, especially when they shoot their load.

So, what makes men happiest? It isnt a nice car or boat, nor an elegant lady. If you want to make a man happy this christmas, give him a slut with a tight hole.

[Laphroaig]

Nope...

[Will Riker]

Nope 2

[dirtrail]

I’m gonna say yeah pretty much but add this also. After giving him access to do whatever he wants to your holes, leave him be to do whatever it is he wants to do afterwards. Give him the space he wants if he wants it.

[Fitzcarraldo]

Nope 3. Might as well jerk off with a doll if that's all that's on offer.

[Stavros]

. If you want to make a man happy this christmas, give him a slut with a tight hole.

It might be Christmas where you are, ducky, but it's February where we are, in the real world.

[SanDiegoPervySage]

Nah bruh...

[LilyRox]

Are you done jerking off yet

[crazyeditor]

Do you sometimes wonder what you should give a man for christmas? Well, I know what makes men the happiest. I asked some GGs this question and they believe men think with their dicks, and I agree.

Before I tell you what men want most of all, I need to tell you how I discovered the answer... I am the world's most boring lover. I am too passive and gentle. If you have ever seen a child with her barbie doll, you will notice she puts the dolls legs and arms in any position she wants. That's what men do to me. They may pull my legs towards them, or spead my legs apart. They may raise my ass or lower it. In other words, I am nothing but a barbie doll in bed.

Now if I talk to a man for an hour, they wont say to they want a relationship. Intelligent conversation doesnt excite them. However, if that hour includes 30 minutes of sex, they often say that they want a relationship with me. In fact, they often say they will drop their current partner for me.

I am a slut with a tight hole and that makes all the difference. If men put me on my back, I see the estacy in their eyes as they fuck a tight hole, especially when they shoot their load.

So, what makes men happiest? It isnt a nice car or boat, nor an elegant lady. If you want to make a man happy this christmas, give him a slut with a tight hole.

Stupid thread for a site called Hung Angels

[BostonBad]

A blowjob. I love the slick feeling of the cock in my mouth when the precum is there. Then u anticipate the gushing semen.

[Nick Danger]

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

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[Ponyboy]

A few months back I met a psychologist and asked him what is the thing that makes men most happy. He responded many things do. So I asked 'if you had to focus on one?' He said 'it varies', then thought about it a bit more and said 'if I had to say one, I would say relationships'. I responded 'and if the person he had a relationship gave regular satisfying sex?'

He laughed and said 'yes, that would make any man happy'.

Regarding the Tgirl link. The first person to say this to me was actually a Tgirl. She was very horny and after a short time in bed she said she wanted to fuck me every night for the rest of her life. Last year another Tgirl said she wanted a relationship after she fucked me but I think that was more because she was lonely. I walked away feeling sad.

I have known a lot of Tgirls and my experience may not be the same as everyone else, but I found Tgirls fitted two categories. The ones who worked as escorts were very active in bed. They wanted to use their cock on a tight hole. (I know this for a fact because they all did me).

The Tgirls who were not escorts and simply lived as a woman, were like me. They took the woman's role in bed. I never had sex with any of them.

[Laphroaig]

A few months back I met a psychologist and asked him what is the thing that makes men most happy. He responded many things do. So I asked 'if you had to focus on one?' He said 'it varies', then thought about it a bit more and said 'if I had to say one, I would say relationships'. I responded 'and if the person he had a relationship gave regular satisfying sex?'

He laughed and said 'yes, that would make any man happy'.

Regarding the Tgirl link. The first person to say this to me was actually a Tgirl. She was very horny and after a short time in bed she said she wanted to fuck me every night for the rest of her life. Last year another Tgirl said she wanted a relationship after she fucked me but I think that was more because she was lonely. I walked away feeling sad.

I have known a lot of Tgirls and my experience may not be the same as everyone else, but I found Tgirls fitted two categories. The ones who worked as escorts were very active in bed. They wanted to use their cock on a tight hole. (I know this for a fact because they all did me).

The Tgirls who were not escorts and simply lived as a woman, were like me. They took the woman's role in bed. I never had sex with any of them.

:dead-1::dead-1::dead-1: I know this for a fact, they did it because they wanted the money you were paying them. If you can't grasp that simple concept, then you're in trouble...

[filghy2]

I have known a lot of Tgirls and my experience may not be the same as everyone else, but I found Tgirls fitted two categories. The ones who worked as escorts were very active in bed. They wanted to use their cock on a tight hole. (I know this for a fact because they all did me).

The Tgirls who were not escorts and simply lived as a woman, were like me. They took the woman's role in bed. I never had sex with any of them.

You don't think there's selection bias at work here - ie the escorts you saw were very active because that was the type you were seeking out?

[Ponyboy]

:dead-1::dead-1::dead-1: I know this for a fact, they did it because they wanted the money you were paying them. If you can't grasp that simple concept, then you're in trouble...

I only went to some of them as a client. Others did not get paid. Also a relationship does not require payment

[Ponyboy]

You don't think there's selection bias at work here - ie the escorts you saw were very active because that was the type you were seeking out?

what you say makes sense, but as I said above, not all were escorts with me. Nevertheless, we are attracted to the people we are attracted to, so you might be right. I did say my experience might not be the same as everyone else.

[Ponyboy]

what you say makes sense, but as I said above, not all were escorts with me. Nevertheless, we are attracted to the people we are attracted to, so you might be right. I did say my experience might not be the same as everyone else.

I thought about it again - selection bias doesnt explain why I wasnt sexually compatible with any of the non-escorts I met.

However, it does explain my first relationship with a Tgirl, which I will explain for the sake of Laphroaig who thinks Tgirls dont have relationships. I have to say that this is rather unique as it was based on both of our fantasies at the time...

This happened many years ago. My country got escort wesbites much later than the USA so escorts had to advertise in the news paper. My friend C was in the country illegally. She would travel around the country and arrive in a city the night before her newspaper advertisement appeared, and she would leave the day after her last advertisement appeared. So, on her first and last days, she had no sexual activity.

I saw her advertisment and phoned her. We started chatting and got on well. I told her my fantasy at the time was to be a slave to a Tgirl and she said she wanted a white bitch slave (she was Asian). She said if she liked the way I looked, she would have a D/s relationship with me. So I went around and fortunately, she found me attractive. So she ordered me to strip. She then ordered me to give her a blow job and then she fucked me. It was a dream come true for me.

I was not a client. She would call me on the evening before her advertisement appeared and on the morning she left (I had to be there two hours before she checked out of the motel).

I have not had a relationship like this since - it was unique. And yes, filghy2 is correct about this one - this was selection bias.

[LilyRox]

:dead-1::dead-1::dead-1: I know this for a fact, they did it because they wanted the money you were paying them. If you can't grasp that simple concept, then you're in trouble...

True. There's plenty of escorts out there that don't top in their personal life, but when escorting turn to being vers or mainly topping. I imagine if that's what you're doing a living you probably don't want to be ass fucked all year long.

[Laphroaig]

I thought about it again - selection bias doesnt explain why I wasnt sexually compatible with any of the non-escorts I met.

However, it does explain my first relationship with a Tgirl, which I will explain for the sake of Laphroaig who thinks Tgirls dont have relationships. I have to say that this is rather unique as it was based on both of our fantasies at the time...

This happened many years ago. My country got escort wesbites much later than the USA so escorts had to advertise in the news paper. My friend C was in the country illegally. She would travel around the country and arrive in a city the night before her newspaper advertisement appeared, and she would leave the day after her last advertisement appeared. So, on her first and last days, she had no sexual activity.

I saw her advertisment and phoned her. We started chatting and got on well. I told her my fantasy at the time was to be a slave to a Tgirl and she said she wanted a white bitch slave (she was Asian). She said if she liked the way I looked, she would have a D/s relationship with me. So I went around and fortunately, she found me attractive. So she ordered me to strip. She then ordered me to give her a blow job and then she fucked me. It was a dream come true for me.

I was not a client. She would call me on the evening before her advertisement appeared and on the morning she left (I had to be there two hours before she checked out of the motel).

I have not had a relationship like this since - it was unique. And yes, filghy2 is correct about this one - this was selection bias.

Where did I say that? The fact that you made it up just confirms what I do think, that you're a fantasist...

[Ponyboy]

[QUOTE=Laphroaig;1872833]Where did I say that? The fact that you made it up just confirms what I do think, that you're a fantasist...[/QUOTE

Oh God! We've got a know it all.

[Laphroaig]

Oh God! We've got a know it all.

Nice try at deflecting from my question...;)

[Laphroaig]

Well, I know what makes men the happiest.




Oh God! We've got a know it all.

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[Ponyboy]

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Im not interested in making you happy nor having an on-line argument. Lets leave it there.

[Ponyboy]

True. There's plenty of escorts out there that don't top in their personal life, but when escorting turn to being vers or mainly topping. I imagine if that's what you're doing a living you probably don't want to be ass fucked all year long.

You are right Lily Rox. I remember reading that Yasmin lee was always expected to be a top and actually liked to bottom in her personal life, but the Tgirls I knew were not famous and did not have the same expectations of them. Escorts can not choose their customers and they have to fulfil the clients fantasies. It is nice for them to have someone who will always do what they want.

Besides bottoming can hurt depending on the size of the customer. I dont know what proportion of clients want to bottom or top but it only takes one to cause a lot of pain.

Also some Tgirls can be quite lonely, especially the ones away from home. We glamorise Tgirls on this website (and so we should!!!!) but, for many, life is actually quite hard (I could say a lot more on this).

[smoothboi]

Yasmin must be faking it then because on twitter she's said she likes to top.

[LilyRox]

Also some Tgirls can be quite lonely, especially the ones away from home. We glamorise Tgirls on this website (and so we should!!!!) but, for many, life is actually quite hard (I could say a lot more on this).

This is so true