Latest Fashion Must-Have: the crotch pocket

[Stavros]

I can imagine anyone but a porn star asking 'What's it for?' It might suit Venus Lux in her day job, not sure about the rest of humanity...

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https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2018/jun/05/are-those-crotch-pocket-trousers-or-are-you-just-pleased-to-see-me

[lifeisfiction]

Just like most obscure fashion trends how do these people stay in business, because only a handful of people purchase these oddities.