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gmb
01-14-2018, 06:29 PM
Odd dream last night:
I was looking in the mirror with arms akimbo, moving this way and that, to try and make my hips look more pronounced.
My face was a mixture of what I really look like and Sara Salazar.
After moving for a while, I thought to myself 'I look pretty good, I'm pretty hot!'
I then started to jerk myself, and the resultant fluid was an endless stream of pink hand lotion, which covered the mirror.
I took it and rubbed it into my face.
Could this have a deeper meaning?

tacocorpv2
01-14-2018, 07:27 PM
Odd dream last night:
I was looking in the mirror with arms akimbo, moving this way and that, to try and make my hips look more pronounced.
My face was a mixture of what I really look like and Sara Salazar.
After moving for a while, I thought to myself 'I look pretty good, I'm pretty hot!'
I then started to jerk myself, and the resultant fluid was an endless stream of pink hand lotion, which covered the mirror.
I took it and rubbed it into my face.
Could this have a deeper meaning?

Could mean that you need to go to Colombia and meet her. :wiggle:

Stavros
01-14-2018, 07:43 PM
Odd dream last night:
I was looking in the mirror with arms akimbo, moving this way and that, to try and make my hips look more pronounced.
My face was a mixture of what I really look like and Sara Salazar.
After moving for a while, I thought to myself 'I look pretty good, I'm pretty hot!'
I then started to jerk myself, and the resultant fluid was an endless stream of pink hand lotion, which covered the mirror.
I took it and rubbed it into my face.
Could this have a deeper meaning?

It may just be a warning that semen as a substitute for lotion does not smooth out wrinkles...