OT: Porn Star Attacked By A Shark!

[Budweiser]

Ouch!

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/05/porn-star-bitten-by-shark-while-filming-promo-video/

[Abartig]

What kind of shark cage is that :shock:
No way I would get in that, look how far apart the bars are!

[sukumvit boy]

Lemon sharks are notoriously unpredictable . Can't blame him for wanting to 'get some'.

[gaysian71]

Lmao on that one.

[joesocalif]

I don't like seeing anyone getting hurt.

[Jericho]

It's about time porn jumped on the Darwin awards!
But what are they going to call the movie, "Jaws and the Giant Peach"? :hide-1:

[parts25]

She may as well have been naked in the water instead. She should have stayed in school.

[blackchubby38]

Lemon sharks are notoriously unpredictable . Can't blame him for wanting to 'get some'.

And if you ever seen one of Molly Cavalli's videos, you will know why. She has one of the best assess in the business.

[DeseosEscandulosos]

And if you ever seen one of Molly Cavalli's videos, you will know why. She has one of the best assess in the business.

But it bit her in the foot. A shark with a fetish? Or just bad aim?

Grooby, there's an untapped market here. Imagine the possibilities of TransSharkCage3D.com.

[DeseosEscandulosos]

Grooby, there's an untapped market here. Imagine the possibilities of TransSharkCage3D.com.

Long after I posted this, I realized it sounded like I was making a joke about using trans models as shark bait, which wasn't what I intended. The combination of sharks and porn is kind of ridiculous, and I was taking that a notch further by suggesting doing it in 3D. But really, I want everyone to be safe. Get tested, avoid "Hot Women Wanted" producers, and don't get in the water with sharks.

[GroobySteven]

Long after I posted this, I realized it sounded like I was making a joke about using trans models as shark bait, which wasn't what I intended. The combination of sharks and porn is kind of ridiculous, and I was taking that a notch further by suggesting doing it in 3D. But really, I want everyone to be safe. Get tested, avoid "Hot Women Wanted" producers, and don't get in the water with sharks.

If anyone took that as anything other than a throwaway joke, then that's their issue. Don't worry about it.

[ElectricWoody]

I'll have to admit it. I love womens feet. Nothing like the smell of new leather, salty sweat and smooth legs to get my attention. And a blonde in a white bikini. ooh baby.

[dreamon]

Can we not give Breitbart clicks?

Here is an archived version of this article:

http://archive.is/56z7B

[zhit]

The funny thing is look whos reporting it, Bannon must have called his old company told them to hurry up and report that, its" Real News" that will throw people off the Trump-Russian connection. :dancing:

[youngblood61]

You don't mess around with Sharks. Nasty looking gash.

[parts25]

Fake fake fake. They are saying it was all staged and fake for publicity purposes. Taking another few looks and it's not hard to believe. Lemon sharks are not aggressive and rarely attack humans (especially in a cage), the guy swimming in the water would have been attacked first, the shark could not have gotten thru the cage, they never show the actual point of attack or bite, the bite would have been much bigger, she seems to be almost laughing at one point, etc., etc., etc. The cameraman probably pulled on her leg to make it look more real since it was filmed from below and really close to her. Take it for what it's worth I guess.

[blackchubby38]

You don't mess around with Sharks. Nasty looking gash.

No her pussy is pretty nice to look at too.

Oh wait, you meant the other one.

[youngblood61]

Fake fake fake. They are saying it was all staged and fake for publicity purposes. Taking another few looks and it's not hard to believe. Lemon sharks are not aggressive and rarely attack humans (especially in a cage), the guy swimming in the water would have been attacked first, the shark could not have gotten thru the cage, they never show the actual point of attack or bite, the bite would have been much bigger, she seems to be almost laughing at one point, etc., etc., etc. The cameraman probably pulled on her leg to make it look more real since it was filmed from below and really close to her. Take it for what it's worth I guess.You might be right.

[Fitzcarraldo]

As expected: http://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/trending-now/adult-film-star-faked-florida-shark-attack-charter-captain-says/521200177

[DeseosEscandulosos]

I think Shark Week is Discovery Channel's biggest event. Sharknado was a bad movie but got a lot of attention. If sharks biting porn stars doesn't occur naturally, someone was bound to create it artificially.

[dreamon]

Fake fake fake. They are saying it was all staged and fake for publicity purposes. Taking another few looks and it's not hard to believe. Lemon sharks are not aggressive and rarely attack humans (especially in a cage), the guy swimming in the water would have been attacked first, the shark could not have gotten thru the cage, they never show the actual point of attack or bite, the bite would have been much bigger, she seems to be almost laughing at one point, etc., etc., etc. The cameraman probably pulled on her leg to make it look more real since it was filmed from below and really close to her. Take it for what it's worth I guess.

you're telling me that Breitbart would post a story without verifying facts? I'm shocked!

[Jericho]

Don't worry, Donny's on it! :hide-1:

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[Budweiser]

So the assertion is that they numbed up her ankle/foot, and then sliced it open with a knife (or whatever)? In order to stage a shark attack.

I guess that could be. The wound doesn't necessarily look like teeth marks I suppose.

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[parts25]

So the assertion is that they numbed up her ankle/foot, and then sliced it open with a knife (or whatever)? In order to stage a shark attack.

I guess that could be. The wound doesn't necessarily look like teeth marks I suppose.

1008933

That doesn't sound plausible to me since nobody would want to do that to themselves. It looks more like special effects and trickery like the rest of the stunt. What a dumb bimbo. LOL

[diddyboponTOP]

Something about water and Xxx stars don't Mix
I went Jet skiing in 2005 with a porn star friend of mine down in Miami, and She broke her arm in an accident within the first half hour....smdh