sex pre-douching

[holzz]

before you fuck, do you douche? sounds a bit icky, but i try and douche whilst in the escort's bathroom, i don't leave a mess, but i find it works out the best, and never had much spillages or brown accidents.

It makes most sense to me because if I am travelling, then my digestive system doesn't stop. So at least whilst I am there and then, there is far less likelihood of brown troubles during passion. I was a bit worried one time I did it, since the girl had a very long cock and sometimes a long prick that hits the sigmoid colon can cause issues, but nothing really happened.

[Gillian]

You've got to douch before botty sex. It's a must ... ;)

A low residue diet in the days beforehand also helps. Of course, if you're lucky enough to be getting it every day then I hate you ... :D

[tacocorpv2]

I find that not eating ~8hours before works out well for easier/faster cleansing.... so that's why I prefer it in the mornings... I don't like starving myself so shortly before the fun times I drink a protein shake. So far so good.

Tho if it so happens and the date is late it sometimes takes quite a while until everything is crystal clear.. that is kind of the only downside in all of this... but it is still worth the trouble. :D :D

[Laphroaig]

Unless you've got no choice, it's a bit stupid to do it on time you're paying for, surely better to douche in your own time before leaving for the appointment?:shrug

No need if you're top only anyway, a couple of minutes in the shower to freshen up the important parts and it's all good to go.;)

[hamdasl]

One of the nice things about living in Asia is that practically everywhere you go, there are perennial sprays next to the commodes. The best way to get clean.:peanutbutter

[jesi_j]

cleaning out just before sex can dislodge things further up the chain......

[Gillian]

cleaning out just before sex can dislodge things further up the chain......
So do it several hours before. Simples ...

[tsselenalopez]

My favorite kind is the shower connector it is the best even though it is not recommended even though it clears you out it also cleANS out the good bacteria that is need in your body as well..., but if you a girl like me that likes to eat then this is a good option.. if your GIRL like me and like to customize everything. i have a 10 foot long hoes that can be connected to any bathroom in the united states and has the length to go to any toilet that way i don't have to worry about shitting in the tube.. two most important tools a wrench and vice grips there is no shower head that i cant take off.. Sometimes i will take thm with me to a outcall and secretly douche in there bathroom trust me they will thank me later. its either the sheets or the toilet..

if you need any tips on how to make your own douche device home depot or lowes for half the cost then let me know...

[Gillian]

Sometimes i will take thm with me to a outcall
Do any of them ever get the wrong idea ... :tongue::D

[Ts RedVeX]

I would also strongly advise douching at your home and taking your time to do it... However, if you do it at the escort's apartment, and you use the shower hose, do NOT insert it in yo arsehole! Although we all have the good ol' bleach, the metal ending of the hose can be quite sharp and you can cut yourself. I wouldn't even like to think what would happen if the part of that shower hose's steel protective ribbon was cracked and one stuck it in their ass.. OUCH!

Seriously, it should be enough to press the hose's ending against your exit hole, if you have to do it...

[tsselenalopez]

Ladies & guys I was joking about the outcall part! that would be so unprofessional and a review writers dream to write something like that up... About how i broke his shower head down and connected a douche cleaner up.. Now I will which i think most of us do this might bring a enema bottle. but for real ladies so not me... and guys.

[bi-smooth]

how does one douche.
step by step with pictures if possible.
thanks
xx

[giovanni_hotel]

Ah, the downside of buttsex.
I assume people are using the terms enema and douche interchangeably.
If I were a bottom, I think I'd be taking stool softeners and some kind of laxative daily so that i was NEVER dealing with constipation.

[Ts RedVeX]

Yeah. It's an enema rather than douche. Come on guys. I am sure that the Internet is full of shit about how to do it in dozens of ways... Stop confusing terms and google, google!

PS taking laxatives daily sounds vicious! It would probably be much more dangerous healthwise than taking some water up one's arse, in the long run.

[tacocorpv2]

Yes yes, my bad, I have not done the douche thing personally. Since I am not english I mixed up these 2. :D