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Cocksmith
09-18-2016, 05:58 AM
You know what really pisses me off? When a t-girl on chaturbate or other cam site advertises herself as "11inches", "12inches", "10inches" in their username, when in reality, they're only packing 6 inches MAX!! These frauds need to start being reported to the admins of that site for false advertising. Some of the girls are beautiful too, no need to lie about what you got. I'm all for penis size integrity-be honest!! I also see this is common on backpage and among escorts as well. This is one of the big issues plaguing our society that is not being addressed by either candidate in the US in 2016. Cocksmith 2016-Penis Size Integrity!!!

SanDiegoPervySage
09-18-2016, 06:20 AM
That's porn for you.

holzz
09-18-2016, 06:46 AM
meh, it happens. not somthing that will go away. caveat emptor....

gaysian71
09-18-2016, 10:34 AM
Woo hohohoho, was a hahahahahah, bwaa hahahahaha. Really? Report them to the admin? ��������������
How about just moving on to another girl if she is not beefy or girthy enough for you. Do we need the porn police on chaturbate?
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GinaValentinePerez
09-18-2016, 12:54 PM
I, for one, agree! This is a real issue that neither the Republicans nor the Democrats are addressing. I'm pretty sure Trump is in the 2 to 3 inch range, but I want to know how big Hilliary's cock is! FYI, I heard Gary Johnson was hung like a horse!;)
Seriously though, it is kinda 8th grade to lie about your penis size. I mean if you ever get a chance to use it, the truth is going to cum out!:)

Jericho
09-18-2016, 04:01 PM
Go get 'em, Agent Cocksmith, hang 'em high!

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crystalsopen
09-18-2016, 04:52 PM
You know what really pisses me off? When a t-girl on chaturbate or other cam site advertises herself as "11inches", "12inches", "10inches" in their username, when in reality, they're only packing 6 inches MAX!! These frauds need to start being reported to the admins of that site for false advertising. Some of the girls are beautiful too, no need to lie about what you got. I'm all for penis size integrity-be honest!! I also see this is common on backpage and among escorts as well. This is one of the big issues plaguing our society that is not being addressed by either candidate in the US in 2016. Cocksmith 2016-Penis Size Integrity!!!

CB already has a satisfied / unsatisfied thumb thingie. That might work better for you, than reporting to the admins. Most sites do star ratings, so you can use that also.

bassman2546
09-18-2016, 04:58 PM
Or you could embrace it. If a camgirl says she's ten inches and she's the same size as you. Tell everyone you're ten inches.

Laphroaig
09-18-2016, 05:59 PM
Go get 'em, Agent Cocksmith, hang 'em high!


This badge is more appropriate...:)

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Jericho
09-18-2016, 06:25 PM
This badge is more appropriate...:)


Ahhh, but mine says speshul! :hide-1:

Cocksmith
09-18-2016, 08:56 PM
I would pass legislation that would require erect penis size, in inches, to be listed on one's driver's license. Penis would be measured properly at the DMV when you go to renew your license. No more lies!!!!!

IluvemHung
09-18-2016, 10:00 PM
Excellent!!!

Laphroaig
09-18-2016, 10:12 PM
Ahhh, but mine says speshul! :hide-1:

True.

I think the bigger issue is where on earth would we find people willing to carry out the onerous duty of inspecting and precisely measuring erect penises all day long?...:whistle:

EZWind
09-19-2016, 12:34 AM
True.

I think the bigger issue is where on earth would we find people willing to carry out the onerous duty of inspecting and precisely measuring erect penises all day long?...:whistle:

....I'm guessing there might be a candidate or two on this very forum.....jojo9 comes to mind off the top of my head

Cocksmith
09-20-2016, 08:58 AM
True.

I think the bigger issue is where on earth would we find people willing to carry out the onerous duty of inspecting and precisely measuring erect penises all day long?...:whistle:

Penis Size Integrity 2016 would create jobs! Thousands of "penis specialists" would be hired throughout the country in order to make this work. It would be a full time job with benefits. Erect penises will all be measured the same way-with the ruler pressed against the base and measured out to the tip. Girth would also be measured and listed. Girth will be measured with measuring tape at the thickest point of the erect penis. Only this way can we ensure that all penises are measured properly!!

SanDiegoPervySage
09-20-2016, 10:22 AM
Half the guys applying for that job would probably creep on the girls resulting in them going limp.

ILuvGurls
09-20-2016, 01:48 PM
Penis Size Integrity 2016 would create jobs!

obama could claim this in the monthly jobs report......

rbiller
09-20-2016, 05:53 PM
Not everyone drives.

Budweiser
09-20-2016, 06:16 PM
I like smaller cocks anyway. Someone advertising an 11 inch cock is a turn off to me. If I saw a girl advertising a five inch cock that would actually pique my interest!

rbiller
09-20-2016, 06:33 PM
Totally with you Bud. Like your lite beer too.

Laphroaig
09-20-2016, 06:53 PM
....I'm guessing there might be a candidate or two on this very forum.....jojo9 comes to mind off the top of my head

While jojo9 certainly has the dedication required, I still think he'd faint if he ever actually came face to face (or face to cock ;)) with a real life t-girl. Besides which he lacks the intellegence and attention to detail required for this position. He'd probably be fooled by a 10 inch rubber dildo and totally ignore anything below 6 inches...
However, there are some on here who are prepared to go to 3 decimal places in pursuit of absolute accuracy. ;)


Penis Size Integrity 2016 would create jobs! Thousands of "penis specialists" would be hired throughout the country in order to make this work. It would be a full time job with benefits. Erect penises will all be measured the same way-with the ruler pressed against the base and measured out to the tip. Girth would also be measured and listed. Girth will be measured with measuring tape at the thickest point of the erect penis. Only this way can we ensure that all penises are measured properly!!

I do believe that those figures are as exaggerated as the inflated size claims that this proposal aims to erradicate!...:tongue:

Cocksmith
09-20-2016, 09:15 PM
Not everyone drives.
Even if you don't drive, a state ID which would also list your measurements

Cocksmith
09-20-2016, 09:16 PM
Half the guys applying for that job would probably creep on the girls resulting in them going limp.
Everyone's cock gets measured, guys and t-girls

gaysian71
09-20-2016, 10:35 PM
Who gives a fuck what a girl says her cock size is. Most of the guys on chaturbate are just lurkers anyway. I watch sometimes , and it doesn't matter how many guys are watching a particular girl. A room can have 10 guys watching or 100 guys watching. But very few actually tip. So if someone is complaining about cock size and they ain't paying shit. They really need to shut the fuck up. It's kind of like complaining that the free car you just got isnt the make and model that you want. But you could never afford to buy a car on your own.

IluvemHung
09-21-2016, 12:11 AM
Where are all the hung tgirls at? That's where I want to be!

SanDiegoPervySage
09-21-2016, 12:28 AM
Everyone's cock gets measured, guys and t-girls

Then the guys would go limp as well.

Cocksmith
09-21-2016, 11:08 AM
Who gives a fuck what a girl says her cock size is. Most of the guys on chaturbate are just lurkers anyway. I watch sometimes , and it doesn't matter how many guys are watching a particular girl. A room can have 10 guys watching or 100 guys watching. But very few actually tip. So if someone is complaining about cock size and they ain't paying shit. They really need to shut the fuck up. It's kind of like complaining that the free car you just got isnt the make and model that you want. But you could never afford to buy a car on your own.

I don't give a fuck if I never tip on chaturbate, It's the principle of it-penis size integrity!!!

parts25
09-21-2016, 05:59 PM
That's what you get when you put porn and the internet together. Where is John Holmes when you need him??

Cocksmith
09-22-2016, 08:48 AM
If everyone's penis size(length and girth) is listed on their ID's(driver's licenses, passports, state ID's), chaturbate would be able to verify some of these clearly outrageous claims as bullshit!!! This act needs to pass!! It is in everyone's best interest!!! Height and weight is listed on IDs, so ask yourself, why not dick size???

SanDiegoPervySage
09-22-2016, 09:23 AM
If everyone's penis size(length and girth) is listed on their ID's(driver's licenses, passports, state ID's), chaturbate would be able to verify some of these clearly outrageous claims as bullshit!!! This act needs to pass!! It is in everyone's best interest!!! Height and weight is listed on IDs, so ask yourself, why not dick size???

Dick size on your driver's license.......ok

tpornstars
09-22-2016, 09:36 AM
Dick size on your driver's license.......ok
yeah!!!

holzz
09-22-2016, 02:19 PM
this won't go away...you know since trans women are humans and humans don't always tell the truth, and you know, lie, or exagerrate, or obfuscate to get their own way...;)

Cocksmith
09-22-2016, 11:36 PM
this won't go away...you know since trans women are humans and humans don't always tell the truth, and you know, lie, or exagerrate, or obfuscate to get their own way...;)

this campaign would be a start to eradicate all the lies and promote honesty about oneself

Steve-Oh
09-23-2016, 03:03 AM
YEAH!
And make them stop saying their buttholes are the size of a fire hydrant when they're actually only cherry tomato sized!
:banana::banana::banana:

rbiller
09-23-2016, 05:31 AM
Don't think I have ever seen anyone say they had a large butthole. Seems to me that would poor advertising.

hamdasl
09-26-2016, 07:24 PM
You can always call the Better Business Bureau. :tongue::tongue::tongue:

hamdasl
09-26-2016, 07:25 PM
Its like the old saying:
"I've got 12 inches, but I don't use it as a rule."

Cocksmith
09-26-2016, 09:55 PM
This issue should be brought up in the first presidential debate tonight. would love to hear the candidate's opinions on the issue

Cocksmith
10-06-2016, 12:03 AM
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Cocksmith
11-08-2016, 10:05 PM
Don't forget to get out and vote today on the issue that really matters in this country!! Vote YES on Penis Size Integrity!!!! Make America Hung Again!!!

holzz
11-09-2016, 09:52 AM
trump is on stage now, right now! i want him to announce a ts porn star cock length regulation act!

ttman
11-09-2016, 07:36 PM
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Cocksmith
11-09-2016, 09:57 PM
She would be fined a hefty amount for that blatant lie!!