Backpage dictionary

[Lovecox]

Having trouble deciphering the language in Backpages? Here's a little help:

"flowers" -- money. don't bring real flowers
"professional massage" -- quick rub improvised on the spot
"9 inches" -- 6 inches
"26 years old" -- over 40
"classy" -- whore
"non-negotiable" -- negotiable
"Top and bottom" -- one or the other
"Love to kiss" -- will kiss you reluctantly
"Sabrina Suzuki" -- NOT Sabrina Suzuki
"Mariana Cordoba" -- NOT Mariana Cordoba
"My pics are real" -- pics are 17 years old
"I am selective" -- money talks
"Fully functional" -- sometimes functional
"No rush" -- 20 minutes
"with big surprise" -- You just told us! Where's the surprise?
"Submissive" -- total bitch
"college student" -- has driven past a college at least once
"VIP" -- 10 extra minutes
"First timers welcome" -- knows how to play a sucker
"gym body" -- not obese

[Post Op Preferred]

"fresh" -- jailbait

[SanDiegoPervySage]

Funny list.

If their measurements were true, we could assess that the bigger one's dick is, the more likely you are to identify as trans.

[IluvemHung]

"On the money!"

[ILuvGurls]

Good list....:cheers:

[bigkid69]

Pretty funny. I'll add one:

"Works alone" -- Aside from the dude in the tub.

[flabbybody]

"new in town"-- I just moved from Bronx to Queens

[madmulletman]

"Visiting" - I live here

[Nikka]

"new in town"-- I just moved from Bronx to Queens

hahahaha

[Nikka]

"I like to Party" - don't bring her to a club

[Torris]

"Curvy" = fat

[lumberjack]

Real pictures = Stole these pictures from a South American tgirl

[SanDiegoPervySage]

"Heavy shooter"-shooting blanks

[lumberjack]

Asian = 5" or less
Brazilian = 5th generation American, I hear there are a lot of tgirls in Brazil
Porn Star = There's pictures of me naked somewhere on the internet

[flabbybody]

"420 friendly"-- I might be too stoned to answer the door

[chupapau]

"first time visiting" = this week that is

[bigkid69]

"Tired of fakes?" -- Get used to it because I'm fake too

[lumberjack]

I have a friend who can join us = Gay boi in a wig
Fantastic reviews = Had them removed because they were bad
Call me 24/7 = High volume provider
$80 special= Need some cash to score meth
Late night special = I'm tweaking

[Lovecox]

i have a friend who can join us = gay boi in a wig
fantastic reviews = had them removed because they were bad
call me 24/7 = high volume provider
$80 special= need some cash to score meth
late night special = i'm tweaking

lol!

[lumberjack]

This is not an offer for prostitution. Any act between consenting adults shall not be interpreted as such. I know my rights, etc. = I don't know jack shit about the law
Men of all nationalities are welcome = love BBC
White men only = you're a bunch of overpaying suckers
Kinky = Vanilla, everything covered
Upscale location = one bedroom apartment
Safe and secure location = at least 2 months since the last drive by

[lumberjack]

Private parking available = All my neighbors hanging out in the courtyard will stop what they are doing and watch as you exit the vehicle and make the walk of shame to my apartment
Discreet = see above

[joesocalif]

Backpage is a real blessing, though I understand that a good 1/3 of the ads are possibly police stings.

[CaptainPlanet]

Backpage is a real blessing, though I understand that a good 1/3 of the ads are possibly police stings.
not quite, just horrible scammers and druggies

[joesocalif]

What about the ladyboy parlors are they legit or a rip off

[hamdasl]

Here's a few more:
"Five minutes" = 2 hours
"Freshen up" = take a shit.
"Dinner & a movie" = get laid.
Cheers!

[Lovecox]

Omg, I'm peeing myself! These are all spot on!

[Laphroaig]

I look exactly like my pictures = I did when they were taken 10 years ago.

Don't be fooled by all the fake profiles = be fooled by mine instead

You won't be disappointed = be prepared for a let down

GFE = I talk a lot, but won't actually have sex with you.

At my discretion = no chance (or it'll cost you extra)

No extras = until you're in the room naked, then it's £20 to kiss, £20 for OWO, £50 to cum, etc.

I'm always horny = for your cash.

I'm available 24/7 = until you call me at 2 am in the morning, then you can F**k off!

Shower available = but it will be taken out of your time.

Mens toiletries available to use = whatever freebies the hotel provided or I managed to steal.

Fresh towels available = well, it's nearly dried since the last client used it.

[CoolAwesomeBXDude]

too funny
and accurate

xD

[lumberjack]

Secure parking spot available = my boyfriend will know which car to break into

[flabbybody]

NO NEGOTIATIONS-- except on the first of the month when I'm short rent money

[lumberjack]

Party girl = dated Charlie Sheen
Celebrity confidentiality agreement available = just ignore the TMZ camera crew outside the building

[Laphroaig]

"Visiting" - I live here

I'd go with:

Visiting = will provide a shit service because I don't care, as I'm only here a for few days and won't ever see you or this one horse town again.

[flabbybody]

fully functional: my last hard-on was sometime in 2013

[filghy2]

Fully functional: I can pee out of it

Girlfriend experience: Just like that period when you're about to break up

Not a clock watcher: you'll be out in 20 minutes regardless of what time you paid for

[Bobzz]

Brazilian = Black
Exotic = Black and something else
Mixed = Mostly Black
Island girl = Black
Juicy = fat
Curvy = fat, usually very fat
Juicy and thick = holy shit fat
"my photos don't do me justice" - I am much uglier in person
"I love it all" = and by all I mean everything in your wallet

[mcaextreme69]

Priceless.....

[CoolAwesomeBXDude]

size matters...



12 inches = 8 inches (6 if they're on hormones and 4 if they're spent from jerking off to porn/chaturbate/or their boyfriend in the closet while she let's you in)
10 inches = 6 inches (5 inches depending on who sold them the weed or ecstasy and possibly 6 if they're using a cockring)
8 inches = 5 inches (they have to lie otherwise you're not making the trip but they'll usually have the cleanest setting)
and 6 inches is usually your best bet............... they're telling what is the closest thing to the truth and are usually the best fucks because they're extra horny all the time from watching telemundo or court tv all day with their dog or cat

[hamdasl]

A couple more:
Five minutes = 2 hours
Freshen up = take a shit
Dinner & a movie = get laid

[alpha2117]

PNP = I want you to pay for my drugs
420 friendly = Bring me weed
Party Girl = Hopeless Drug Addict
No Rush = As long as you are a premature ejaculator you can take as long as you like
Independent = My Pimp is good at hiding
Passable = From 100 yards at midnight as long as it's not a full moon
No Hormones = Crossdresser
Last 2 days = I'm being evicted
Horse Hung = just like one of those tiny sea horses
Porn Star Experience = I'm coked up and can barely think right now

[alyssaluxor]

lolz are these even true? cant believe you guys let these happen
Ive only been visiting the western countries for few years so not much experience
In Asia if girls do these for sure theyll ran out of business or police knocking on their door

I think better research and read reviews and try to stick to well established and reviewed TS girls and youll never experienced these.

Or also leave reviews to girls to show whos authentic and not.

[IluvemHung]

So funny! CMT/massage= 30 second back rub but feel free to give me a massage!
True bottom= as long as your not bigger than 2 inches
True top= can't get it up!

[bi-smooth]

these could go into the oxford dictionary for new meaning of words.
keep the list and new meanings up.
well done