{"id":155695,"date":"2026-09-04T21:47:46","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T04:47:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/?p=155695"},"modified":"2026-09-04T21:47:49","modified_gmt":"2026-09-05T04:47:49","slug":"the-early-bird-catches-the-worm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/","title":{"rendered":"The Early Bird Catches The Worm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
\"\"<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

The plan was simple: walk in, find the girl from the bar, and get down to business. She\u2019d been a total smoke show\u2014flirty, direct, and just enough of a tease to keep me thinking about her all night. When she sent over her smart home door code with a wink in her text, telling me to \u201cshow up whenever\u201d because she was too horny to wait, I thought it was the perfect setup for a wild night. But when the smart lock clicked open and the door swung wide, there was a slight hiccup. The house was quiet, but as I headed toward the stairs to find my prize, everything felt a little different than expected\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MY MOANS + HIS GRUNTS = YOUR PERFECT SHOW!<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

STREAM OR DOWNLOAD IN 8K<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

DON\u2019T WANT A SUBSCRIPTION? GET ON GROOBY OD<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

NO VR HEADSET? GET IT ON TRANSEXPOV<\/a><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The plan was simple: walk in, find the girl from the bar, and get down to business. She\u2019d been a total smoke show\u2014flirty, direct, and just enough of a tease to keep me thinking...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":155688,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2767,2746],"tags":[4721,1111,230,1103,3480,3666,2567,2687,176,5782,1124,1102,1633],"class_list":["post-155695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-featured-models","category-groobyvr","tag-8k-hd","tag-anal","tag-bareback","tag-blowjob","tag-doggystyle","tag-grooby-vr","tag-guy-fucks-tgirl","tag-handjob","tag-hardcore","tag-kawaii-jess","tag-pov","tag-redhead","tag-vr"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"The plan was simple: walk in, find the girl from the bar, and get down to business. She\u2019d been a total smoke show\u2014flirty, direct, and just enough of a tease to keep me thinking...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Hung Angels\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-09-05T04:47:46+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2026-09-05T04:47:49+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"937\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"527\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Mike Grooby\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Mike Grooby\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/\",\"name\":\"The Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2026-09-05T04:47:46+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2026-09-05T04:47:49+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32a39b87b451c15a12ea3996bf3580d9\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg\",\"width\":937,\"height\":527},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"The Early Bird Catches The Worm\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Hung Angels\",\"description\":\"TGirls, Transsexuals, Transgender and Asian TGirls Guide\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32a39b87b451c15a12ea3996bf3580d9\",\"name\":\"Mike Grooby\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0bdf2f3253d40d8aefaa15c55878e4df?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0bdf2f3253d40d8aefaa15c55878e4df?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Mike Grooby\"},\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/author\/groobypromos\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels","og_description":"The plan was simple: walk in, find the girl from the bar, and get down to business. She\u2019d been a total smoke show\u2014flirty, direct, and just enough of a tease to keep me thinking...","og_url":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/","og_site_name":"Hung Angels","article_published_time":"2026-09-05T04:47:46+00:00","article_modified_time":"2026-09-05T04:47:49+00:00","og_image":[{"width":937,"height":527,"url":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"Mike Grooby","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Mike Grooby","Est. reading time":"3 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/","url":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/","name":"The Early Bird Catches The Worm - Hung Angels","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg","datePublished":"2026-09-05T04:47:46+00:00","dateModified":"2026-09-05T04:47:49+00:00","author":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32a39b87b451c15a12ea3996bf3580d9"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg","width":937,"height":527},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/the-early-bird-catches-the-worm\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The Early Bird Catches The Worm"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#website","url":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/","name":"Hung Angels","description":"TGirls, Transsexuals, Transgender and Asian TGirls Guide","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/32a39b87b451c15a12ea3996bf3580d9","name":"Mike Grooby","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0bdf2f3253d40d8aefaa15c55878e4df?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/0bdf2f3253d40d8aefaa15c55878e4df?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Mike Grooby"},"url":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/author\/groobypromos\/"}]}},"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/2807.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2fyiO-Evd","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155695"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=155695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":155696,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/155695\/revisions\/155696"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/155688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=155695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=155695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hungangels.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=155695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}