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\u201cWhat do you think we should do in the second set?\u201d Kalin asked Shattered Polaroids a week before she was coming into his studio. \u201cI\u2019m going to order a new dildo\u201d she replied \u201cAnd I want it big, and thick like a big British banger!\u201d She was practically salivating opening the packaging and holding it in her hands, and really wanted to get to trying it right away, so by the time the cameras were rolling she quickly whipped off her black pvc dress, lubed up her tight hole, sucked on the dildo to get a feel for it, and then slowly, but firmly slid it into her tight asshole, a little at a time, feeling it stretch her and then go a little further hitting all the right spots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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